Saturday, August 20, 2005

A day in Little Rock

I finally made it to Little Rock to spend the night with Chloe. It really sucks having to stay at home when one of the girls are stuck in Little Rock in the hospital. I have plenty at home to keep me busy but I cannot ever seem to get much done when one of them is in the hospital for thinking about them. Today we are going out on a 4 hour pass to see what we can get into, we just dont know what all this town has to offer. I though about the IMAX theatre but i do not think the girls would like that but we wull see. Will update later, must hose the little nasty turd down so she wull be presentable....

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Headlines...

Even better reason to drink beer....more urine, more enviromental friendly power!

No more Slim Shady? I will hate that, I kinda liked his music.

Was she riding the horse or the horse riding her...who knows ...Madonna is strange.

Stewart should not be fined...NASCAR should be proud of him, he has been to good lately.

Michael Waltrip to build an interactive shop for fans on eight acres of land in Cornelius, NC, cool stuff!
Congats to DEI on their 100th victory with Truex's Busch win this past Saturday...sad that it was not JR to win the 100th race for DEI, but Truex will do.

Almost Finished

Well as usual I have been very busy, I know everyone is tired of hearing this phrase from me. Sorry but I cannot help it, this whole time managment thing is new to me and difficul to master. Anyway, I spent this whole last weekend in class, oh man that sucks. I am currently finishing up an EMT instructor class at ElDorado Fire Department, it is long but will be well worth it. I have not decidd if I am willing to tackle a EMT class just yet, but if I do it will not be until next year. During this class I have been having a hard time finding people to work while I was gone, and then last Friday Chloe had to go into the hospital taking my most dependable EMT (Deborah) out of the whole picture so she could be in Little Rock with Chloe. And to make things worse, Tim Swan, who by the way deserves a big CONGRADULATIONS on passing his Paramedic exam, was on vacation this week. But that is ok because we were able to overcome the whole staffing problem thanks to some very good friends and coworkers.

Since Db and Chloe was in Little Rock and I was off, the other two girls and I decided to go to the movies. It was a big fight, Sky High, no I want to see Skeleton Key, but I was not willing to sleep with the lights on so we went to see The Dukes of Hazard. I must admit I was not sure what to expect, you know the Dukes was THE show when I was a kid and I was afraid that they went off and ruined a classic.....wrong that was some funny shit. I rate this movie a 10. I cannot wait to see the 40 Year Old Virgin...the preveiws look very good.

I am posting tonight n our new laptop from the station on our new wireless thingie...impressive....

Monday, August 01, 2005

Good News

We have been waiting on this and it finally came. This is not significant to many of you..but those of you that have been coming to Baldilocks from the beginning will understand...Crossett was WRONG!!!!
Here is a ling to the Attorney General's opinion!
Also you can get the full story from Sanscript in this week Ledger!!

FUNNY!

Redneck Vasectomy > >After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided >that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > >So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his >cousin didn't want to have any more children > >The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that >could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly >alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb >(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it >in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. > >The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the >world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to >my ear is going to help me." > >"Trust me," said the doctor. > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He >held the can up to his ear and began to count: > >1 > >2 > >3 > >4 > >5 > >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and >resumed counting on his other hand. > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, >West Virginia and most places in Texas. > >