FUNNY!

Redneck Vasectomy > >After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided >that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > >So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his >cousin didn't want to have any more children > >The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that >could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly >alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb >(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it >in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. > >The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the >world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to >my ear is going to help me." > >"Trust me," said the doctor. > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He >held the can up to his ear and began to count: > >1 > >2 > >3 > >4 > >5 > >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and >resumed counting on his other hand. > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, >West Virginia and most places in Texas. > >